Murderous Maths Collection…

Murderous Maths is a brilliant collection of books, and as well as being hilarious, they are actually really educational.

Q. When does 10+9=7?

A. When it’s on a clock!!

+ 9 hours=!!

 

That is the sort of thing that you will learn!!

Desperate Measures

Everything can be measured, and this book tells you how to do it. Length, area, volume, weight, time, density, curry stains, speed… they’re all in here.

Ever wondered how to:

• weigh a bogie
• fit 35 students into a small car
• make an angle of 1 degree
• measure Roman miles with one stilletoe shoe?

This book’s got the lot.

 

Guaranteed to Mash Your Mind

The first book of Murderous Maths was so fearsomely funny you said you’d die if you didn’t get more. OK, so here you are. Even more Murderous Maths – guaranteed to mash your mind! A book of even more dastardly sums… and more killer laughs than you can count! Open it to see how maths could stop the destruction of life on earth, how to escape from Professor Fiendish’s evil clutches… and how YOU can be famous forever. But beware! It’s even more mind-bending! It’s even more monstrous! It’s even more murderously funny!

 

 

These are only 2 of many great books.

Get them today!!